What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops?
Guardians of the Galaxy
are you f u c k i ng serious
S-senpai my carbonation…! If you keep shaking me like that I-I’m gonna….!! TSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
imagine if this popped up every time a journalist wrote about a trans person
Trampoline tent for summer sleepovers.
think about all the sex
There are two types of people.
If you wanted to eat somebody you could put a fire up under it and slow roast them.
… three. Three types of people.
I think I might be in love with the person who runs Taco Bell’s twitter account.
Forever Reblog. The men’s humor one is perfect.